1. |
I'm Retarded
01:16
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I don't have a job
I live in a garage
I spend all day and night
Giving out handjobs
I just found three bucks
Do you got any junk
I keep all of my drugs
Inside my mommy's trunk
I'm retarded
Sitting on my couch
Living like a slouch
Watching my TV
And foaming at the mouth
My head went through the wall
No one returns my calls
I'm gonna stare at little girls
Down at the local mall LET'S GO
I'm retarded
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2. |
Acid Sucks
01:00
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Always gives me the shits
Send me into giggle fits
All night I fart and piss
What the fuck is this
Acid sucks
I never trip that hard
I feel like a retard
I'd rather have some shrooms
Or just get drunk in my room fuck you
Acid sucks
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3. |
All My Fans Are Bronies
01:17
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All my fans are bronies
I wish I was dead
All my fans are bronies
Please cut off my head
All my fans are bronies
I'm gonna fuckin' quit
All my fans are bronies
What the fuck is this bullshit
What did I do to deserve
When did they start to observe
Turns out God's real and he hates my guts
All my fans are bronies and it drives me nuts
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4. |
Eat Shit Hong Kong Girl
00:55
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Eat shit Hong Kong girl
You are not my master
I am not your slave
You don't get to decide
How I'm to behave
Always lashing out at me
Where the whole world can see
I won't take it sitting down
Get the fuck outta my town
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6. |
Don't Call Me Reveen
01:51
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I'm gonna drive my shitmobile til I die
I'm gonna wake up every day just to get drunk and high
I'm gonna tell everyone in the world to fuck off
CHIPS SMOKES LETS GO
I'm gonna wear houndstooth every single day
And track pants but that's just the fuckin way
That's the fuckin way she goes boys
Fuckin way she goes
Don't you call me Reveen
Or I'm gonna get mean
I'm drunk and high and I don't know what I can do
I'm gonna spend my holidays in jail
Of course I'll end up there without fail
Badminton sucks but the dope is fuckin great
ANOTHER YEAR IN SUNNYVALE
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You stand beside me
Uncomfortably close
You have no idea
Soon you will be toast
Drop all of your coins
Your quarters and your tokens
You'll leave my machine
Beaten and broken
Here comes a new challenger
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9. |
Hairy Situation
01:27
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He was walking alone in the pale moonlight
He couldn't help but feel that something just ain't right
When outta nowhere came a pair of giant hands
And with them a creature more wolf than man
Now he's a wolf with the prefix of "were"
Would you still date him if he had a lot more hair
All this guy needs is a girl who don't care
A girl to go with him anywhere
SECOND VERSE A LOT LIKE THE FIRST
She never saw it coming no
Shoulda started running oh
How he loved her so
Now he won't let her go
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10. |
I Don't Wanna Fuck You
02:04
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I don't wanna fuck you x3
But hey baby maybe you can suck my dick
We've been through this all before
And I'm not trying to be a bore
But you mean so much more than that to me
I love you like a good close friend
I would hate that to come to an end
So Here's the message I'm sending to you
You've tried about a dozen times
There's no reason there's no rhyme
I just don't think that I can go through
With going all the way like that
I like exactly where we're at
But I can think of something we can do
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It makes me mad it gets my goat
When I see my stupid neighbor's boat
I think I know just what he needs
A healthy dose of Vitamin P
Living next to a bunch of retards
Throwing their trash in to my yard
I know what must be done
They better look out for number 1
I wanna piss on my neighbor's boat
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12. |
Shoulda Known
01:51
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I should have known
I should have known
When you said Ramones are too slow
I should have known
I should have known
When you said your favorite drug is blow
I should have known
I should have known
When you didn't get my Simpsons quotes
I should have known
I should have known
I should have known
So for years I played it cool
While you played me for a fool
And now when I look back
All I can say is she was a demon in the sack
I should have known
I should have known
After all the times you were untrue
I should have known
I should have known
After all the times you came unglued
I should have known
I should have known
When I heard from everyone else
I should have known
I should have known
Cuz all the bullshit you withheld
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13. |
Stoopid
01:25
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You sit around all night and day
You never mean the things you say
You got no friends you got no life
You got a switchblade pocket knife
Yeah you're real, you say that you're so real, l guess you're kinda real
Real stupid
Yeah you're real, you're so fucking real, so goddamn real
Real stupid
It ain't me no sir it's you
I don't care what you do
You best make up your fucking mind
Cuz you're only killing time
I don't give a shit no more
I told you once you know the score
You best make up your fucking mind
Your kung-fu's old now you must die
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14. |
Where Unicorns Dare
03:19
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I wanna fly where unicorns fly
I wanna dance in the sun
Robotic owl laughing in the tree
The night is falling like blood
Like blood can hear and see
Like blood is you, like blood is me
This is the Shandling show
The Garry Shandling show
This is the music you hear
As you watch the credits
It's almost halfway finished
How do you like it so far
This is the theme to Garry Shandling's show
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